Imaginary Lover 

The person who is always sexually available and willing to indulge all of your fantasies when your real life partner will not. This person could be a pop icon, the hottie next door, an office co-worker or the one you masturbate to. Also the title of a cheesy Atlanta Rhythm Section song from 1978.

Last Friday Greg stared down at his Gin and Tonic alone at the bar, went home, and jacked off to his imaginary lover.

Imaginary Lover by Metrosexual Caveman September 4, 2010

imaginary bluetooth 

An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.

a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.

imaginary bluetooth by wheaty October 12, 2008

pigment of your imagination 

Something that is not factual; a made up and/or incorrect idea.

A better and funnier way to say "a figment of your imagination."

Bob: Wait. Girl, your eyes are BLUE? I coulda swore they were brown.
Janice: Nope, that was just a pigment of your imagination!

pigment of your imagination by notafrasshole April 2, 2009

Imaginears 

A Minecraft server made from the same owner from MCMagic. It was made to get rid of Palace Network and its money hungry dumbass owner.

Wow this new server "Imaginears" is great.

Imaginears by Ryan Blue November 19, 2018

Imanina 

To pull an Imanina one must fall over for no aparrent reason.

To fall over something that isn't there

(Person 1 trips over for no aparrent reason)

Person 2: Ha You totally pulled an Imanina!

(Person 3 Trips Over)

Person 3: Damn it! That was a really sick Imanaina!

Imanina by _/Anonymous\_ December 15, 2008

imaginary friend

For Christians, is Jesus.
For Muslims, is Allah.
For Jews, is Jehovah.
For Zaroastrians, is Ahura-Mazda.

Q: What's the difference between a Christian and a Five-year-old child?

A: A Five-year-old child doesn't insist that his imaginary friend is King of the Universe.

imaginary friend by ChipSlap August 20, 2006

imaginal 

The type of sex one has with their imaginary girlfriend. A combination of "imaginary" and "vaginal".

Vince: "Dude, I got my girlfriend to do anal last night."
Brian: "I can't even get my girlfriend to do anything but vaginal, and like once a week. What about you, Trev?"
Trevor: "Last night- "
Mike: " -Dude, Trevor only gets imaginal from his canadian girlfriend! You've never met her."

imaginal by M Digga August 16, 2006