Barney the Purple Dinosaur 

That guy in the purple suit who would always hang out behind our school and take my friends and I on magical adventures. He never stuck around too long because our parents would come looking for us afterwards, but he always reminded us that he "loves us."

We're meeting Barney the Purple Dinosaur after school so he can give us more of those "special hugs and kisses."

Barney the Purple Dinosaur by scratchmaster101 May 25, 2011

Oil Baron

A magnate in the oil industry. While in a lucrative business, no one knows exactly what one does other than marry their enemy's granddaughter and fill her belly with his seed.

"That oil baron got his vengeance on H.R. Pickens"

Oil Baron by PrettyFly4AWhiteGuy1234556 October 2, 2021

baloney fart 

Baloney Fart is when someone is lazy as hell as eats nothing but cheap supermarket cold cuts laced with nitrogen. The nitrogen in the cold cuts acts as an accelerant for propelling the rot of "mystery meat" from the farter's anus and makes for major mayhem.

Yo! Weasel tore ass with another one of his trademarked baloney farts.

baloney fart by nyctaoist May 29, 2008

The Barney 

One shot everclear, half a can of red and blue mountain dew. mix together and serve cold. This drink will get you fucked up and is pretty much amazing.

Jordan:Dude... I want to get fucked up this weekend.
Conrad: We need to make the barney.

The Barney by conair and j- in the box April 14, 2010

Bombay barometer 

That miraculous sensor situated in the anal tract that enables the operator to determine whether the chamber is loaded with gas or solid matter, before risking a fart. The Bombay barometer may give faulty readings when, for example, swamped by large quantities of beer and curry, with disastrous results.

"Who dropped the dark blockbuster? Smells like someone's Bombay barometer failed!"

Bombay barometer by bromp January 20, 2009

barnes sandwich 

To hit someone, typically female, around the head with a Vietnamese dictionary in each hand. In the UK generally with En->Vi in one hand and Vi->En in the other.

"The barmaid at the pub was slow with my pint...so I gave her a barnes sandwich!"

barnes sandwich by E Dickinson July 26, 2006

Barney 

A plain, ordinary, unremarkable male.

e.g., I don't know where she meets these barneys. (They're everywhere, they're everywhere!)

Barney by franklet August 20, 2003