Definitions by nyctaoist

baloney fart 

Baloney Fart is when someone is lazy as hell as eats nothing but cheap supermarket cold cuts laced with nitrogen. The nitrogen in the cold cuts acts as an accelerant for propelling the rot of "mystery meat" from the farter's anus and makes for major mayhem.

Yo! Weasel tore ass with another one of his trademarked baloney farts.

baloney fart by nyctaoist May 29, 2008

bring the thunder 

The act of bringing raw, explosive masculine energy to an activity or venue.

"When Plato goes to the gym he'll really bring the thunder-have you ever seen him teach those weights a lesson in respect?"

bring the thunder by nyctaoist May 29, 2008

stoupnikov

A stoupnikov is a slang term used to note someone of Russian and Polish heritage who is obsessed with large breasts.

"That Max over there is a real Stoupnikov!"

stoupnikov by nyctaoist May 29, 2008