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Broughton's Rules 

Together with Marquis of Queensberry rules Governing Contests for Endurance the founding set of boxing rules
Jack Broughton's Boxing Rules (1743)

1)That a square of a yard be chalked in the middle of the stage, and on every fresh set-to after a fall, or being parted from the rails, each Second is to bring his Man to the side of the square, and place him opposite to the other, and till they are fairly set-to at the Lines, it shall not be lawful for one to strike at the other.

2) That, in order to prevent any Disputes, the time a Man lies after a fall, if the Second does not bring his Man to the side of the square, within the space of half a minute, he shall be deemed a beaten Man.

3) That in every main Battle, no person whatever shall be upon the Stage, except the Principals and their Seconds, the same rule to be observed in bye-battles, except that in the latter, Mr. Broughton is allowed to be upon the Stage to keep decorum, and to assist Gentlemen in getting to their places, provided always he does not interfere in the Battle; and whoever pretends to infringe these Rules to be turned immediately out of the house. Every body is to quit the Stage as soon as the Champions are stripped, before the set-to.

4) That no Champion be deemed beaten, unless he fails coming up to the line in the limited time, or that his own Second declares him beaten. No Second is to be allowed to ask his man's Adversary any questions, or advise him to give out.

5) That in bye-battles, the winning man to have two-thirds of the Money given, which shall be publicly divided upon the Stage, notwithstanding any private agreements to the contrary.

6) That to prevent Disputes, in every main Battle the Principals shall, on coming on the Stage, choose from among the gentlemen present two Umpires, who shall absolutely decide all Disputes that may arise about the Battle; and if the two Umpires cannot agree, the said Umpires to choose a third, who is to determine it.

7) That no person is to hit his Adversary when he is down, or seize him by the ham, the breeches, or any part below the waist a man on his knees to be reckoned down.
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new rules 

The rules you create to get over a breakup.

1. Don't pick up the phone. You know she's/he's only calling 'cus he's/she's drunk and alone.
2. Don't let him/her in. You'll have to kick him/her out again.
3. Don't be his/her friend. You know you're gunna wake up in his/her bed in the morning.
4. If you're under him/her, you ain't getting over them.
Dua Lipa: "I've got new rules, I count them."
new rules by P@ttern August 15, 2017
Ryleas are free spirits, and very hard to control. But it's worth it, because although their exciting personality can be somewhat destructive at times, they are extremely loyal and kind.
"Rylea, did you scratch"Rylea was here" into my kindle cover.. Again?!?!"
Rylea by DemigodMuggle November 2, 2015

Texas rules 

When a golfer (I suppose it must be a male player) doesn't hit their tee shot past the women's tees. As a consequence, the golfer must play the remaining hole with his 'wang' hanging out of his unzipped pants.
Haha dude. Looks like the Texas rule is now in effect.
Texas rules by eleven April 27, 2003
I. (n) A physical manifestation of nine angles of brilliance converging into a being so radiant that your pigments will keep you beautifully tan the rest of your life.

II. (n) a word used at the end of bad words to emphasize a person's frustration towards something. Typically used to shoulder the blame from themselves to a fall guy
I. "You wanna go to the beach today?"

"Nah, let's go see Riles and bask in the glow of his brilliance"

II. I forgot to take the dog out so she peed on the kitchen floor! DAMMIT RILES!!
Riles by HeyRiles May 9, 2009
Rylee is a nice and caring girl who loves to be aroung people. She is bubbly and is smart!
Rylee has brown hair and thanks to her mamma to has a bumb!
Rylee by cooleo-hooleo April 1, 2009
The myth, the man, the legend.

Rylers are the manliest men around. They take no flack from anybody and laugh in the face of danger. With a mostly wild side they also can be incredibly empathic and thoughtful. They love to snuggle and be around family. Ladies, if you ever find a Ryler hold on to him tight.
Bethany, your boyfriend is being such a Ryler right now.
ryler by Too Red November 12, 2016