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Definitions by eleven

A girl with ombré hair and blue eyes.
Oh look that's a Tiarn.
Tiarn by Eleven October 1, 2014

Biznatchin 

Adjective: Something that is fabulous beyond all belief.
Did you see that squirrel? It was pretty biznatchin.
Biznatchin by Eleven March 15, 2005
jagoff. derived from trying to spell jagoff in a t9 text message.
"that haircut makes you look like a total lagode."
lagode by eleven January 20, 2004
Huge. Used in describing a person or object.
I'm not going to fight that guy. He's fuckin' GANTOR.
Gantor by eleven April 27, 2003

Texas rules 

When a golfer (I suppose it must be a male player) doesn't hit their tee shot past the women's tees. As a consequence, the golfer must play the remaining hole with his 'wang' hanging out of his unzipped pants.
Haha dude. Looks like the Texas rule is now in effect.
Texas rules by eleven April 27, 2003

Penis-at-12 syndrome 

A 5-alpha reductase deficiency at birth causes ambiguous to female-type external genitalia. The male has undescended testes. The deficiency essentially prevents testosterone from becoming dihydrotestosterone (DHT). Now the penis-at-12 syndrom itself occurs around puberty when the high levels of testosterone overcome the requirement of DHT...the clitoris enlarges, alas, "penis-at-12".
Damn, I'm sure glad I don't have penis-at-12 syndrome.
Penis-at-12 syndrome by eleven April 27, 2003