eleven's definitions

Tiarn

A girl with ombré hair and blue eyes.

Oh look that's a Tiarn.

by Eleven October 1, 2014

Biznatchin

Adjective: Something that is fabulous beyond all belief.

Did you see that squirrel? It was pretty biznatchin.

by Eleven March 15, 2005

lagode

jagoff. derived from trying to spell jagoff in a t9 text message.

"that haircut makes you look like a total lagode."

by eleven January 20, 2004

Gantor

Huge. Used in describing a person or object.

I'm not going to fight that guy. He's fuckin' GANTOR.

by eleven April 27, 2003

Texas rules

When a golfer (I suppose it must be a male player) doesn't hit their tee shot past the women's tees. As a consequence, the golfer must play the remaining hole with his 'wang' hanging out of his unzipped pants.

Haha dude. Looks like the Texas rule is now in effect.

by eleven April 27, 2003

Penis-at-12 syndrome

A 5-alpha reductase deficiency at birth causes ambiguous to female-type external genitalia. The male has undescended testes. The deficiency essentially prevents testosterone from becoming dihydrotestosterone (DHT). Now the penis-at-12 syndrom itself occurs around puberty when the high levels of testosterone overcome the requirement of DHT...the clitoris enlarges, alas, "penis-at-12".

Damn, I'm sure glad I don't have penis-at-12 syndrome.

by eleven April 27, 2003