Malanie 

Gorgeous on the inside and out, a little shy at times but can cut loose with the best of them. Blonde hair, beautiful eyes and smile. Opens her heart and home to her friends.

That girl is so fine, I think I'll call her Malanie!

Malanie by swirlybritches February 3, 2010

maloned

verb, past tense-
1. when an ordinary situation, task or job not only does not work, but becomes exponentially worse, usually resulting in person(s) involved becoming permanantly scarred and/or maimed or property being broken beyond repair and usually followed by a lawsuit with the involved party.

2. Murphy's Law X 100

"Marty borrowed my truck to haul a camper to take his family on vacation, but I got Maloned when Marty attempted to connect to the camper, backed up and misaligned the receiver's hitch, ripping off the rear bumper of my truck and knocking the camper down a ravine with his family still inside."

maloned by Smitty2036 February 19, 2009

popping a mahoner 

the act of getting a boner when dancing with an unattractive girl then having it observed and/or photographed.

Dude Ben is popping a mahoner wutta freaken wierdo.

popping a mahoner by ... April 9, 2005

malania 

a beautiful and loving girl! everybody wans to be her! she has a sweet and gentle laugh. always making funny jokes and is friends with many. but is closest to her bestfriend :)

person 1: who is that girl walking right there?
person2: oh thats malania, shes pretty popular
person1: i want to be her friend!

malania by hehejfjenk tie January 10, 2018

Karl Malone-It

To do anything and add a bit of the Karl Malone piazzazz by putting one hand on the head model style, be it slam dunking the basketball, or just adding a little extra flavor to a kick flip.

"That would've been extremely lame, except that he added a Karl Malone-it!! What a bad ass!"

Karl Malone-It by leche cristo May 15, 2009

Madonna 

California slang name for Cocaine

before we head out to the club, we have to pick up Madonna.

Madonna by SujfatS November 6, 2014

Sam Malone 

A sex act named for Ted Danson's womanizing bartender on the Sitcom "Cheers". To Perform the Sam Malone, a man receives fellatio from a woman (or man). He waits until he is near climax, then pulls out of his partner's mouth, and gouges them in the eyes with his pre-cum slickened unit, temporarily blinding them. He then pushes them down, finishes on their face, then stands up and yells "Cheers,Bitch!"

I gave my girlfriend the Sam Malone, and spent the night in a holding cell.

Sam Malone by Street Scientologist June 13, 2006