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A form of safety used to prevent pregnancy during sexual intercourse
Condom by i am stupid 123 February 27, 2020
What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.
Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.
Condom by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls
A rubber dick sock that saves lives. If not worn correctly, it can break and leave the girl pregnant.
A condom is a gamechanger. Put it on correctly and make sure it doesn't break, because it's the difference between having a baby or not.
condom by OHSHEETSOFPAPER June 8, 2020
What broke when u parents had u
Ur mum : oh shit

ur dad : what

ur mum : the condom broke

ur dad: well fuck me deAd wtf am i gon do now
Condom by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 18, 2020
A rubber latex thing you wear during sex so you don't get pregnant.
Son: Dad, I got my gf pregnant, what do I do, she wants to keep it.
Dad: SOn, it's time I had a talk about the value of condoms, though your face should have been one to begin with.
Son: Uh, nevermind.

Condoms are the best way to protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and unwanted pregnancy. Condoms are a barrier contraceptive made from latex rubber, a synthetic rubber called polyisoprene, or a very thin plastic called polyurethane.
Condom by Slutty ass condom October 1, 2020