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Bus surfing; riding a bus standing up, without using your hands to hold on or steady yourself. Best enjoyed on an empty section of the bus. Competitive burfing must consist of at least two rounds, so that players can switch places each round for an equal advantage throughout the game.
Her ankles felt like jelly from burfing the West Seattle Bridge on the way home.
Burfing by Random Dent February 8, 2008
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barking bulldog 

When a male pulls his pants down, bends over exposing his nuts, and farts loudly.
The Ninja yelled to the Thrill and bent over giving the Thrill a loud barking bulldog prompting the Thrill to shake his head in disgust.
barking bulldog by HBTD November 26, 2010

Barking Pussy 

A women that is turned on and wants sexual intercourse with a random man she finds attractive or with their significant other.
Literally no one:

Random girl on Twitter: “my pussy is barking right now.”

Literally no one: “What does barking pussy mean?”
Barking Pussy by Mr.Star August 2, 2020

Barrington

(Bah-ring-ton)(usually with an aristocratic accent and an accompanying eyeroll) a town in Illinois populated by an abnormally large amount of rich people who lack social skills to realize others don't have the same wealth and priveledges. Many people there gossip and stab you in the back, more than you would typically expect in a high school. 5 suicides have occurred in the past 2 years.
"Since the economy tanked, I can only go to Italy for 1 week this year! Boo hoo!"

"I've never been out of the country before..."

"Oh, I'm sorry, you must not live in Barrington."
Barrington by TransplantedAgain August 20, 2009

barking turtle

(Noun) A fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled.
Dick: What in the hell was that?
Jane: It was a barking turtle.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

Or, alternatively,

Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.
Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.
Dick: Pee-yooo...
barking turtle by Daphne M. September 21, 2007

barking dogs 

smelly or stinky feet.
also, tired feet.
you've got some barking dogs, man. (your feet stink.)
my dogs are barking. (my feet hurt.)
When you suck a fart out someone's ass, swallow the gas, then burp it back up. Usually back into the face of the person who did the fart.
My wife Chelsea, that gross whore, can tell me what i had for lunch just by barting me!
Barting by the infamous Slug October 3, 2018