Finna Fax 

When something is retardedly factual.

Bro #1: holy damn she a thick one

Bro #2: dude that’s a minor!?!?

Bro #1: but still she be rocking that ass

Bro #2: eh, finna fax

Finna Fax by Ethan.4.life December 29, 2021

ultimate.fax.yiffer.3000 

tiktok user ultimate.fax.yiffer.3000 is one of the best mutuals and tiktokers out there!

Person 1: Hey dude check out this account called ultimate.fax.yiffer.3000! they’re so cool!
person 2: holy crap dude you’re right ultimate.fax.yiffer.3000 is so cool!

ultimate.fax.yiffer.3000 by Fishfromblueycapsules June 4, 2022

Ball Fax 

Ball faxing is the act of sending a picture of your balls to someone via a fax machine. Originated at Unique Copy Center, New York, this service kept the store in business during the year 2004.

"Hey Larry, lemme do a ball fax to Jenna's machine in New Jersey real quick."
"Alright bud, that'll be $2.99 for two faxes."

Ball Fax by dilatedpupils February 9, 2023

stray fax 

Something that is undeniably true. Variation of the "straight facts". Same as "str8 fax". Also derived from "fax".

Tyrone: Oli loves eating fat fucking bum beards
Daquan: Oh fuck that's stray fax

stray fax by Wazzubi February 28, 2024

chassin fax 

When you think you're right but are horribly wrong and make yourself look like a complete dingoid.

"blone thinks he's chassin fax 🤑🤑🤑"
- yt shorts commenter

chassin fax by The Fax Chasser February 7, 2025

Fairfax Fax Machine

When ur doin some long distance thang with a chick (or dude wtv), and you shit in a bag and freeze it, then ship it to your partner. Your partner then pisses in said bag, re freezes it and mails it back to you. You then piss on it and refreeze it and mail it back. Yall do this until the object has reached a prefered diamter, where you the meet up in person and use it as a double sided dildo, and leave it in until it melts.

Me and my long distance gf have got a Fairfax Fax Machine goin on rn.

Fairfax Fax Machine by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

net on the fax  

A phrase shouted out once a sale has been met. Usually only said by those going by the name of Michelle and Rebecca.

hey look everyone there's a net on the fax

net on the fax by cccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuu March 11, 2009