Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.
"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston
"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
The light. An beautiful angel. a kind person filled with happiness and prosperity, and will make you feel amazing infinitely. Good lovers and incredibly Beautiful inside and out. Very intelligent people. They will do their absolute best to please anyone they care about. Easy to fall in love with. Mesmerising character. Absolute unique and one in a million. Don't let her get away if you have her.
The light. An beautiful angel. a kind person filled with happiness and prosperity, and will make you feel amazing infinitely. Good lovers and incredibly Beautiful inside and out. Very intelligent people. They will do their absolute best to please anyone they care about. Easy to fall in love with. Don't let her get away if you have her.