Keegan Jones

An absolute god among men, he’s the one rich guy that’ll never flex. Not much is known about him but almost every knows he’s anal about his promises. If u ever have a problem he’s easy to talk to and will almost always be willing to help you in a time of need.

Bro...When Keegan Jones talks Keegan Jones Speaks...

Keegan Jones by A Random Bro April 27, 2019

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Keegan Ried

A very shitty man who lies to everyone about how things happened and always plays the victim. A Keegan Ried is manipulative and takes advantage of people who love him. He will make others feel bad if he doesn't get what he wants from them. A Keegan Ried is not reciprocal and will let you drown if it comes to that situation. He is unattractive, but he thinks everyone is sexually attracted to him. A Keegan Ried is a sex addict, and he loves having sex with men. However, Keegan Rieds reject their homosexuality and hide behind a "I'm a straight man of God" mask. Be careful if you encounter a Keegan Ried. They are natives of North Texas. Keegan Ried looks like the bastard son of Pee Wee Herman and Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

Jenna: My ex is going around getting free stuff from everyone and making them feel bad for him. He is telling them that I kicked him out for no reason. He is not telling people that I caught him cheating on me with two guys!!!
Claire: I'm sorry girl, it seems like your ex is a Keegan Ried.

Nathan: Come on man, pay my rent.
Jonah: No bro, I paid for it last month. I have to save money for college.
Nathan: Fuck you then! I can't believe your education is more important than the living situation of your best friend.
Jonah: Chill bro!!! Stop being a Keegan Ried!!!

Victor: I can't believe that Roy lied about me. I've been helping him financially for two months and he told everyone that he's been on his own all this time!
Bryan: Sorry bro, I have no doubt that Roy is a Keegan Ried.

Keegan Ried by TexasRealNativeSon October 28, 2021

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Keegan (guy)

Keegan is an amazing person that cares so much about all of his friends. He wants to make everyone happy and doesn't quite realize that it's not really possible. He is athletic and loves sports, bit also loves to game, this leads to him having a lot of different friends that love him. Even though everyone does love him, he thinks that no one does. If you find a Keegan be sure to let him know you care about him. He won't tell you what bothers him until he figures out how to solve his problems on his own, and he'll always want to know what bothers you. Don't let him push you away from him.

Keegan (guy) Is extraordinary

Keegan (guy) by Kayla runal February 24, 2019