You know Mike Epps?
Of course i know Mike Epps, he's famous.
You cant forget a last name like Epps

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Susan: "OMG, your mom is doing the chicken dance!!"
Carol: "I know, I'm about the call the EPP to save my reputation!!"

Person 1: wow look at jeff. Did you see what he did?

Person 2: I know he's such an Epp

person 1: jeff just fell did you see that ?

Person 2: I know he just E-P-Ped all over the place

"Epp is always so nice to me shes such a good friend"

Parachute by shwayze
EPP

Love is a drug
Sex is obliged
She was sexin all over me
Like what?
She said she like it slow
So I sped it up
To switch it up
When I hit it up
The sweat was drippin
Her dog was trippin
While the Chihuahua was barkin and bitchin
Scratchin and itchin
Bathroom and kitchen
Im a specialist
In all positions
EXCEPTIONAL
PUSSY PROFESSIONAL
In love with your body
Like a vegan loves vegetables

You epp