Doorstep Crapper 

A "doorstep crapper" (or pooper) is a person who does something and then denies it, despite the strong evidence they did indeed.

Comes from the analogy of someone pooping on a doorstep, and upon confrontation says "Nobody's pooping on your doorstep, stop overreacting." Before again pooping on the doorstep later.

Doorstep crappers are hypocritical and act like they are innocent despite being guilty liars.

Example 1:
Person: Hey, Bob, stop stealing my cookies.
Bob: Nobody's stealing your cookies, stop complaining, nobody cares. *proceeds to steal Person's cookies*
Person: I see you Bob, stop being a doorstep crapper.

Example 2:
Kid: Hey, stop copying my work!
Peer: I'm not copying your work! *blatantly copies Kid's work again*

Doorstep Crapper by jims gooning May 1, 2021

Christmas Crapper

When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.

"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."

"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."

"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"

Christmas Crapper by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025

What’s crappening? 

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it

Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..

What’s crappening? by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022

Cropper Milk

This is a meme in our school about our teachers tittie milk.

drink some cropper milk

Cropper Milk by bаlls March 29, 2019

Clappery 

Having a large derrière backside, donk, or butt. When you walk it jiggles or some say claps.

Girl you real clappery!

Clappery by @GimmeMOLLYlove September 14, 2012

Crapperpillar 

A caterpillar which appears cute until you notice the little present it has left on your hand.

"Dude look at this caterpillar I found!"

"That ain't a caterpillar, that's a crapperpillar"

"What do you mea- OH GOD YUCK!"

*Flick*

Crapperpillar by Catlius October 7, 2010

crapier 

/crap-pee-AY/
An upper-class term for "crapper", or bathroom. Supposedly French in origin, but most likely made up in order to sound sophisticated.

Any woman would love to have that vase adorn her crapier.

crapier by Frungy March 31, 2008