Definitions by girlkisser420
Christmas Crapper
When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.
"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."
"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."
"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"
"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."
"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"
Christmas Crapper by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025