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As opposed to incel, volcel is voluntarily celibate. It means that (usually) he can get laid, sometimes pretty easily, but chooses instead to avoid sex.
Man, I chose to be volcel upon being tired of sex.
volcel by Stulejman March 18, 2018
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volkswagon

How retards on craigslist spell "volkswagen".
1971 Volkswagon complete with hitch, wagon and Volks. $50 obo
volkswagon by NewBeet April 12, 2010

Volde-mart

n. The Mart That Must Not Be Named!

Cities in Washington State have banned the use of the name "Wal-Mart," hence, in these cities it is "The Mart that Must Not Be Named," i.e. "Volde-mart" (Walde-mart is sometimes used as well).
We went shopping at---you-know-where...

No, I don't...

(whispering) Volde-mart!

(everyone flinches)
Volde-mart by Dan Weyandt July 2, 2011

Eh, volevi!

Phrase used by Zeb89, a famous Italian youtuber. It means, literally, "HA, You wanted!". These words became a meme in the entirity of Italy.
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Eh, volevi! Vole..., Guarda che faccia, guarda che faccia! Non se l'aspettava!

Ha! You wanted! Look at that face, look at that face! He didn't expect that!
Eh, volevi! by AlexKiller07 July 9, 2016
Volkmar comes from the classical German and means: Volk = folc = the People, mar = mari = famous: "The (by the people) famous one"
A Volkmar is often known because he is loved by the people, who trust him and often seek his company. He is seen as a trustworthy person, someone to rely on. He has an open heart and is in touch with the love in his being. He is known as a good listener.

As a people's hero, a Volkmar loves adventure and traveling. He is an appreciated guest at any social occasion, even if he has a bit of his own ways. Sometimes he seems a bit mysterious, but this just makes him even more interesting.

A Volkmar is always a special person, and often good looking or even beautiful. You sense his uniqueness.
Volkmar by florella February 5, 2010

Lord Voldemort 

Primary villain in J.K Rowling's Harry Potter series.

Born Tom Marvolo Riddle, named for father and maternal grandfather. Originally an attractive, charming person with the ability to hide his evil intent, but later becomes rather more conspicuous.

Constantly attempting to track down Harry and finish killing him, having failed and been temporarily disembodied by the attempt when Harry was a baby.

Pale skin, red eyes, slitted notrils, high, cold voice. Skinny, with long fingers. May or may not wear underwear under those robes, as none has ever been mentioned when Wormtail was dressing him, or in the movie where he conjured up his robes. Oh, and he has really delicate-looking feet- barefoot tapping of Cedric's face reveals this fact. The hands are almost girlish, too. ;)

Uses Dark Magic, has a lot of devoted followers named Death Eaters. Has experimented with various evil powers, and is determined to gain immortality. Has split his soul, hence the freakish inhuman(but badass) looks. Speaks Parseltongue(snake language).

Utterly ruthless, incapable of love. Not the sort you want to meet in a dark alley, unless you're holding a deathwish/are his fangirl/fanboy.

Disturbingly large fanbase, including those wishing to *ahem*speak to his snake. :p
Read. The. Books.

Lord Voldemort, circa resurrection in movie: *hyper*
Y'know, being restored to semi-human form seems to have done wonders for his energy level. ;)

Bellatrix: OMG my lord I lub you!!!
Lord Voldemort: Greeeeeaaaatttt....

Deluded fangirl: He's misunderstood...*sniff*

More aware fangirl: Sure, he's evil...but that is SO cool.
Lord Voldemort by Lady Rilwen January 4, 2009