twired 

Too exhausted to do anything, too wired to sleep.

I felt twired after drinking an espresso at 4:00 am.

twired by Carlyle Pollard January 7, 2004

Twinder 

An app similar to tinder except it's for conjoined twins and people who want to date them.

martha: hey i wanna date conjoined twins
noah: then get twinder

Twinder by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers March 28, 2019

Twired 

To be in a combined mental state of tired and wired.

I see my colleague in the elevator on the way to the meeting room. I ask him how he is doing. He says, "I have been up all night to prepare this presentation for the board. I've been working on it non-stop for three days. I've been drinking coffees like a bandit to stay awake. I'm so toasted. I'm so wired, too. Man. Hell, I''m twired.

Twired by Royal Wulff November 27, 2012

Twinned 

To unknowingly be drugged by your friend. Typically mdma is dropped in your beverage while you are distracted or in the restroom.

I got twinned last night for the second time.

Twinned by Jsho March 13, 2016

twned 

twned is simply a mixture between "Treated" and "Owned"
pronounced "towned" rip off of pwned.
When your friend acts like a complete idiot and u slap him in the face...you pretty much twned his ass

"Jeff you suck at life," *SMACK!!!*
"TWNED!!!"

twned by boredmorriskidzzzz November 18, 2006

Twine Binder 

A complete douche bag

Johnny you're such a fucking twine binder

Twine Binder by rarrybarry April 4, 2011

Twiced 

Making a person repeat the exact phrase over again unintentionally.

Nick - "I just got my ass kicked in brawl."

Noah - "What?"

Nick - "I just got my ass kicked in brawl."

Noah - "Twiced."

Nick - ...

Twiced by PolarBearNinja August 13, 2012