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tattered windsock 

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

Tetra Titted Tosser 

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys
Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.
Tooted by oorahmarines April 28, 2020
When you're skiing deep powder and get so pitted that it's blowing up to your tits.
We got so titted today on the mountain, I got so many face shots.
titted by the_jamin_rock February 24, 2017

Tittercated 

Tittercated is a term used for when females with large breasts suffocate other people with their tits during hugs, or at any other given time.
Kyle: Dude, I was just tittercated by Sarah, and I kinda liked it a lot.
Thomas: Lucky! I wanna be tittercated by her!

St. Totteringham's Day 

St. Totteringham's Day is the day celebrated by Arsenal F.C. fans when Tottenham Hotspur can no longer finish above Arsenal F.C. in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their rivals, even if they win every remaining game.

Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..
In 2007 it is anticipated that St. Totteringham's Day will fall on Saturday 21st April when Arsenal F.C. travel to White Hart Lane; home of the Tottenham Hotspurds.
St. Totteringham's Day by Makams December 25, 2008