the water that hardens the egg softens the potato 

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato by penisshakes March 29, 2021

water that costs $1.25 

some thing to go turn down because i can literally go dig a hole in the fucking ground and filter that water and boil that and drink that for fucking free bitch

my mom: i’m going to go buy water...

me: (looks at vending machine) no, the water that costs $1.25? bitch, no your not gimme that money

water that costs $1.25 by 𝕤𝔸𝕕𝕚𝕖 April 28, 2021

Put Some Water on that Sh*t

means flush the toilet

Scenario friend is on the toilet taking a crap and it stinks tell him to"Put some whater on that shit!"

Put Some Water on that Sh*t by J.W. January 10, 2005

slurp that pussy like water 

When that pussy so good you gotta slurp that shit like it’s water nigga

Tyrone- I slurped her pussy so good last night
Paul- Did you slurp that pussy like water?
Tyrone- Hell yeah nigga

slurp that pussy like water by SlaveOwner74 November 28, 2017

Car that runs on water 

Common topic of discussion for Steven Hyde (Danny Masterson) on "That 70's Show" while in the circle smoking pot.

Basically what he's talking about is a car where you put water in the gas tank instead of gas. The demand for water would be so high that everyone would buy all the water, leaving us with nothing to drink except beer-and the government hides the car from the public because they know that beer will set us free.

So their's this car that runs on water.....

Car that runs on water by Gaaraofthedamned August 21, 2011

Put Some Water on that Sh*t

calm down; let it go

If you see one of your friends about to get into an altercation that you know he/she shouldn't become involved in, you would say, "Man, put some water on that sh*t"

Put Some Water on that Sh*t by William Mack March 31, 2004

That’s a mean cup of water. 

That’s a mean cup of water — A mytho-legendary quote attributed to The Man in Black himself Johnny Cash when he performed live at San Quentin Prison.

Many people were against his performance in prisons especially prison guard unions who thought that a Johnny Cash prison performances would quite probably incite riots.

What actually happened was that Cash said: “If there are any guards still talking to me could you bring me a cup of water”.

After he finished drinking it, Cash destroyed and crushed the tin cup in which his water had been provided. Then he sang a song about the uselessness of San Quentin Prison and theories of rehabilitation called: San Quentin.

His Johnny Cash Live at San Quentin Album was certified gold on August 12th 1969 and in spite of the documented evidence to the contrary, the legend of the “ That’s a mean cup of water” quote is more powerful than what actually occurred.

But that’s the thing about a good and well told mytho-legendary story: it’s never what actually happened; it’s what SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!!

That’s a mean cup of water. I felt tough like I’ve seen a thing or two; but I’ve never seen anything as hard as the cup of water I just drank!!!!

That’s a mean cup of water. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023