Zombie Stroking 

-When a person has been up for at least three days masturbating while using Crystal Meth.

Yea last night was fun but I went home and been Zombie Stroking all night.

Zombie Stroking by EARTH/RABBIT March 19, 2011

Striking Oil 

When a man pours a large amount of lube on his penis and in the asshole of his sexual partner in order to assure a well lubricated fit. After the male is finished with the intercourse, and pulls his penis from the other person and the other person shits creating a liquid that is a mix of shit and lube. This liquid looks similar to crude oil so the word is "Striking Oil"

"DUDE!!! I am totally striking oil with my girlfriend tonight."

"Dude I Struck Oil last night and it was all over the sheets"

Striking Oil by Kelvin Haus October 30, 2008

stroking the puppy 

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.

Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?

stroking the puppy by mcspiff January 27, 2011

Striking Vipers 

The act of sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse inside a video game or virtual reality platform with your same sex friend whose character avatar happens to be that of the opposite sex. II

It's not gay if you're Striking Vipers, literally I tried fucking a polar bear to get you out of my mind but I can't homie I can't.

Striking Vipers by TheYoDude June 9, 2019

stroking the roadkill 

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

stroking the roadkill by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

heat stroking 

A masturbatory technique in which the subject masturbates with their left hand while placing their right hand under warm water. Then directly before orgasm you switch hands for a grand finale.

Heat stroking is kind of hottt sexxx.

heat stroking by Reid C May 4, 2008

Stroking Johnson 

Male masturbation.

Ignorant Donkey was sitting home stroking Johnson, while I was in the Dominican Republic getting laid.

Stroking Johnson by BobbyWaves August 21, 2016