historical stasis 

To live in a time when nothing of importance or significance seems to happen. Symptoms of living in a historical stasis include addiction to the Internet, magazines, and television news programs.

Compared to the exciting and sometimes volatile 1960s, the 1970s was a period of historical stasis.

historical stasis by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010

edge case stasis 

When presented with a range of issues, to be disproportionately focused on a trivial outlier to the extent that one is unable to act on or think about anything else.

With everything going on in the world right now, the media's obsession with Dave Chapelle's Netflix special is a prime example of edge case stasis.

edge case stasis by Darko May October 20, 2021

homie-o-stasis

The ability of a homie, or homedog to regulates his or her environment to maintain a stable, constant condition.

My friend needs to learn homie-o-stasis, he is really awkward in social situations.

homie-o-stasis by ramjam April 7, 2010

homie hoe stasis 

The way a homie would balance the care to the homies and the hoe (girlfriend/wife) in a equal way.

I don’t believe in a bros before hoes way of life or a hoes before bros life I prefer a homie hoe stasis if you will

homie hoe stasis by anonymous November 30, 2020

Black Stasis 

Black Stasis is when an African American individual has gone beyond their limits through training/anger/exceeding awesomeness/being rich. An individual undergoing Black Stasis yields a 60X increase in power with each level, there being 5 levels. Ose is the first to reach all 5. Anyone with enough power can undergo Black Stasis with sufficient emotional need (usually the pain of being called white or being roasted in general).

Call me white one more time and I'll Black Stasis and drop you fools

Black Stasis by Machomaney October 31, 2017

Homie-Hoe-stasis 

The state of perfect balance between spending time with one's friends & spending time with one's significant other.

"Man, I wanna spend time with my girlfriend, but I also don't wanna neglect my homies. What do?"

"I don't know man, I guess you've just gotta balance to reach Homie-Hoe-stasis."

Homie-Hoe-stasis by Fuet July 27, 2017

AP Statistics 

A class taken by many high school students to avoid taking Calculus. Little do they know, it's merely the unaborted result of a drunken one night stand between Math and English that inherited the ugly traits from both of it's parents. This little shit is deceptive. Students will enter the class with high hopes, but as the year progresses they slowly tumble into the black pit of never ending despair and existential dread as they realize that nothing can save them from the void of misery that is the approaching AP Exam.

Student 1: I'm going to avoid taking Calculus by taking AP Statistics.

Student 2: Good luck, fam. I'll pray for you.

AP Statistics by I_dont_like_sand_ November 9, 2016