The Squids from Chicago 

Popular punk band from Chicago from 1990-2002, featuring Joey Spatafora on lead vocals, Billy (People are Still Having Sex) LaTour, Emery Yost on bass, Scott Bahry, Bob Fesus and Judy Johnson. Spatafora recently wrote and stars in an upcoming indie cult film, "The Good Food Guy And The Doo Doo King", along with Bahry. LaTour wrote most of the original score for the film. The Squids greatest hits cd is called "4 Floors Of Whores" on Hot Dog Water Records. Known best for their hits "Bad Haircut" , "The Harmonica Song", and "Every Time She Calls My Name" otherwise known as "The Boner Song".

The Squids from Chicago are the original Squids, and all the other bands who say they are Squids, are really not.

The Squids from Chicago by Deuce Loosly January 10, 2009

Squiglet 

A goopy, bloppy load flying airborne from a ruined orgasm.

Charlie shot a huge squiglet across the room when Lucy caught him jacking off.

Squiglet by Manatee Situation December 5, 2022

Squip 

It's from Japan. It's a gray oblong pill; quantum nanotechnology CPU. The super computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.

- Be More Chill

The Squip: Take your hands out of your pockets. Arch your back, puff out your chest. Add some swagger to your gate or you'll look like a masturbator. Fix your posture, then the rest.

Squip by Jeremy Heere June 5, 2017

Squip 

This is some top-secret, can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do

Jeremy: so it’s like... drugs?
Rich: it’s better than drugs.

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Me: oh boy I want a squip (I was forced to write this help)
(Be More Chill Musical)

Squip by Emma Scot January 17, 2018

Squitter 

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.

"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"

Squitter by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

Squirtmaster 

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.

Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!

Squirtmaster by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

'squitos 

a short way of saying mosquitos

The 'squitos tonight were Bad!

'squitos by Starchylde July 14, 2015