A great song by the Whitest Kids U' Know singing about how hard, how weird, and what you must never do with a boner, including, but not limited to: Trimming the hedges (with the hedge trimmer pointed down).
Beginning of The Boner Song (I won't ruin it for you. Look it up on YouTube)
Click, click, click...
It's hard to go work with a, BONER.
It's hard to drive a car with a, BONER.
It's hard to mow the lawn with a, BONER.
It's hard to go to sleep with a, BONER.
Now go watch the rest of the video. Seriously.
Click, click, click...
It's hard to go work with a, BONER.
It's hard to drive a car with a, BONER.
It's hard to mow the lawn with a, BONER.
It's hard to go to sleep with a, BONER.
Now go watch the rest of the video. Seriously.
by Mr.Sacman March 17, 2009