Smoked pork 

The large masses of humanity that sit outside fast food chains because they have a craving for a cigarette. Usually their face has a grim pallor with assorted zits; some in zig zag formation. You can often see them blowing out smoke rings and talking with another piece of smoked pork about how their boyfriends left them dazed and confused resulting in long drawn out speeches about why their boyfriends left them dazed and confused.. repeat process.

Child: Daddy! Why is she tearing her hair out?

Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!

Child (frustrated): Awh dad!

Smoked pork by AzzaCadabra April 12, 2010

smoaked 

To be absolutely smitten with Felicity Smoak from Arrow.

The first time Oliver saw Felicity there was just something about her. He was Smoaked.

smoaked by BaitNBitch August 31, 2017

smoked like a bitch 

To get completely destroyed by the underdog. A higher level of being pwned

Hey did you see Fred racing Bob, the captain of the cross country team?

Yeah man, Bob got smoked like a bitch

smoked like a bitch by YelloDragon January 16, 2012

smoked salmon effect 

n. the state of becoming such an everyday luxury that people expect to be able to afford it at all times.

Even though champagne may still provide a glimmer of excitement, it has certainly undergone the smoked salmon effect because it's so commonplace and people have come to expect it.

smoked salmon effect by Lingrad February 14, 2005

smoked your pack 

smoking someone’s pack refers to successfully disrespecting someone, whether this person is your friend or not

“dude that guy just smoked your pack”

smoked your pack by SaintSZN July 24, 2021

dopest dope ive ever smoked 

best weed ever
commonly used towards pineapple express

bro
this shit is the dopest dope ive ever smoked

dopest dope ive ever smoked by n1ckmotherfucker December 23, 2008

smoked peppermint blumpkin 

The art of receiving fellatio from someone who is smoking while you are seated on the toilet performing a bowel movement and brushing your teeth.

To save time before going out, a smoked peppermint blumpkin is the perfect way to multi task.

smoked peppermint blumpkin by joey crizz March 28, 2009