Skip to main content

Today’s Mass Shooting 

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.
“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.

shooting ropes

when you cum a lot and it creates the visual effect of shooting ropes out of your dick
brooo, i jerked for 1 hour last night and came shooting ropes all over the place
shooting ropes by denzzz April 16, 2020

school shootings 

A trend in the United States of America where white kids shoot up a school
White kid: wtf I just did 9 damage this game is shit
Black kid: chill my negus it’s just a game
White kid: *shoots up the school with his dads ar the next day*
Black kid: wtf is with all these white kids doing school shootings
school shootings by simplerealistic January 19, 2019

A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend 

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).
Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.

Shooting Marshmallows 

A phenomenon that happens on online shooters, in particular Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. This phenomenon deems said bullets ineffective, causing no damage to the enemy whatsoever.
THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNN?!?!?!? AM I FUCKIN SHOOTING MARSHMALLOWS OR SOMETHING?!?!?!