spaffed 

when someone cums somewhere

I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head

spaffed by Smelting June 1, 2006

Shafted 

Ripped off, cheated, treated most unfairly by people or even just by fate...

The story of Shark Island!

Shark Island were the biggest band in LA in the 80's, every band copied their style, their moves, everything. Axl Rose ripped off a lot of Richard Black's (Shark Island singer) moves and got famous with them. Yep, Shark Island got well and truly shafted!

Shafted by Dope Slanger August 24, 2006

getting shafted 

to get screwed or to have bad luck. to get the short end of the deal.

Ian:" can i have a ride to lunch?''

Lerman:'' fuck no"

Ty:" ha that bitch jus got shafted"

getting shafted by da jim bob krew September 19, 2004

shafted 

Getting screwed out of a deal

We got shafted out of leaving early

shafted by Christy February 13, 2003

swaffed 

To get drunk and still maintain a friendly, playfully boisterous nature.

Dude, Travis is totally swaffed!

swaffed by robby22 January 5, 2006

Shaffer

Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.

That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!

Shaffer by Publius42069 May 22, 2019

Spaffed 

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.

Spaffed by Boss Hating Prick July 26, 2019