puteed

Pronounced "poo-tee-d"

Used to describe an individual who is intoxicated to an incomprehensible level. Generally results in bizarre behavior such as endless hysterical laughter and excessive physical affection. These behaviors are always in excess of what one would typically expect of a drunkard.

May also be spelled "puti'd"

Dave has been laughing constantly for the past hour...he is so puteed!

puteed by Cjaco24 October 27, 2010

Putted 

A farting noise so brief it sounds like putting a golf ball

John: You might wanna leave Mike.
Mike: Why?
John: I just putted

Putted by Thotsmashin123 October 5, 2019

Phil Putzer 

A person overflowing with good looks, charm, and pure awesomeness

Ted Mosby "Wow Barney Stinson is such a Phil Putzer!"

Phil Putzer by smilemegee February 5, 2010

puted 

Lame, Boring
Used to describe a noun

"You're sooooo puted"
"This party is puted"

puted by Alex Shook October 9, 2007

puteed

the state in which one is completely staggering drunk

Lets go get puteed

puteed by biggcountry October 25, 2010

Putted 

When you just nutted and there is still some on the tip and you pee it out

After I beat off I putted

Putted by Pubedaddy44 May 11, 2021

Putted 

past and past participle of Put.

He putted away the puddin pack.

Putted by WordsthatareRandom November 24, 2019