punis 

Something you call someone when you don't want to call them a bad word.

On knock it off, you're such a punis.

punis by Gina Mottola December 31, 2003

punis 

A pun, good or bad, involving the word penis.

"My god that's an awful punis" said Delores.

punis by pauly January 27, 2005

punis 

the words penis and pussy combined. somewhat of transgender gentiles

DUUUUUDE HES GOT A PUNIS!!!!

oooooh yeeeeah stick it in my punis!!!!

punis by papabear11 June 7, 2011

Punis 

This is when a man does, acts, or says homo things but swears he is not.

"Man have you guys ever seen a pussy that shit looks nasty, dicks look like lollipops. I don't want to lick dicks I just tring to say pussy look nasty." This person is a "punis"

Punis by Oarin October 24, 2007

punis 

the resulting word after vigorious scrubbing of your hand when your friend has inappropriatly written the word 'penis' on it

friend 1: haha *writing* "google Luisa and... PENIS"

friend 2: NO!! *scrub scrub scrub* "ugh it says punis now!!!"

punis by flychik17759324 February 21, 2009

Punis 

Pronounced : pun- is

The Scottish phrase in which Scots call penis.

"Here, a heard Derek's got a huge punis"

Punis by Punislord October 31, 2015

Punis 

A pathetic little ninny who most definitely misses the toilet when they pee.

Gwyneth Paltrow is the definition of Punis.

Punis by iluvsoup May 5, 2020