pauly's definitions

rigney

tall thin woman who usta teach english but got hit by a snowflake and could no longer teach because of severe mental damage. frequently fighting off kittens for survival. can only speak in incoherent shieks or screams.

" dude rigney was going down the street in her wheelchair goin like 30 gettin away from her cats and she hit a stopsign man"

by pauly January 31, 2005

fletch

Sexy beast, pro skater

Fuck me, have you seen fletch on a skateboard? Shit hot tbh.

by pauly January 19, 2003

chuft

extremely happy (slang) (=chuffed)

Bob: i just won the lotto
Bill: chuft?!
Bob: well duh yeah!

by Pauly April 4, 2004

alleyfication

To drown ones existence in alcohol induced good times.

Total alleyfication of the evening

by Pauly March 8, 2005

punis

A pun, good or bad, involving the word penis.

"My god that's an awful punis" said Delores.

by pauly January 27, 2005

hemity

A random word that originated at stokesley school, north yorkshire, england, particularly amongst the pupils who began in 96. This word settled all arguments and/or ensures the person to whom it is said is gutted.

Mr Borwell:"I like measuring animals"
Clairey:"Hemity!" (index fingers pointing upside down)
Pauly:"Oh dear, Mr Borwell is gutted."

by Pauly April 4, 2004

virgin cunt

Description of an un-penetrated vagina, used by those who have obviously never seen one in their life.

as in: "I'd love to get some virgin cunt" - Almost an oxymoron.

by pauly January 19, 2003