8 definitions by pauly

A pun, good or bad, involving the word penis.
"My god that's an awful punis" said Delores.
by pauly January 28, 2005
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Fuck me, have you seen fletch on a skateboard? Shit hot tbh.
by pauly January 19, 2003
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To drown ones existence in alcohol induced good times.
Total alleyfication of the evening
by pauly March 8, 2005
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To drown ones existence in alcohol induced good times.

A night of excess spent at 'The Back Alley' (Calgary Alberta).
The Alleyfication of Wednesday night.
by pauly March 2, 2005
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extremely happy (slang) (=chuffed)
Bob: i just won the lotto
Bill: chuft?!
Bob: well duh yeah!
by pauly April 4, 2004
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A random word that originated at stokesley school, north yorkshire, england, particularly amongst the pupils who began in 96. This word settled all arguments and/or ensures the person to whom it is said is gutted.
Mr Borwell:"I like measuring animals"
Clairey:"Hemity!" (index fingers pointing upside down)
Pauly:"Oh dear, Mr Borwell is gutted."
by pauly April 4, 2004
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Description of an un-penetrated vagina, used by those who have obviously never seen one in their life.
as in: "I'd love to get some virgin cunt" - Almost an oxymoron.
by pauly January 19, 2003
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