polling 

obsessively checking your mailbox to see if your online acquaintance you're flirting with has emailed you

i can't work properly this morning because i can't stop polling. maybe i should tell my therapist about it.

polling by emmar December 14, 2008

TV Pooling 

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.

Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!

TV Pooling by killerdove October 5, 2011

piling out

the act of being incredibly lazy

gus bus is piling out today.he didnt get off the couch

piling out by sarah-chrisrina woo May 13, 2008

Fart Pooling

Either when a single person holds in multiple farts and one time, and decides to release. Or when multiple people hold in a fart and release.

"Man, it smells like shit when you fart pool, go one at a time from now on."

"Okay, Seriously guys, who farted? If all of you guys are fart pooling, get the fuck out!"

Fart Pooling by XoutcastX February 17, 2010

ski polling 

In porn, it is where a woman jacks off two men standing above her as she kneels below. She grips their cocks like ski poles and strokes them off.

She was ski polling both guys until they came

ski polling by Workaholics_fan March 18, 2014

Piling it on

When you have to take an emergency poop, but all the toilets are already clogged and you go anyway.

I stopped at a rest stop on the interstate and the toilets were full of poo, so I got stuck piling it on.

Piling it on by Jake2z November 22, 2011

Poling 

The act of filling a girl's mouth with whipped cream and then ejaculating into it.

Ben was Poling in her mouth last night before they took her to the hospital for her broken pelvis.

Poling by Mon.Goose. November 4, 2010