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Having two people grab each of a male victim's legs, and pulling him groin-first into a fixed metal pole.
The boys decided Nigel No Friends needed a good poling.
poling by Hand-E-Food February 22, 2010
To have sex in a tent
Dave and Annelise kept me up all night with their poling! Don't they realize you can hear right through those things?
poling by coldshowerdudes October 12, 2009

Ski Poling 

When one girl give two simultaneous handjobs to two men.
*Ergo, "Night Ski Poling" occurs when each man is unaware that the other is receiving a hand as well.
Danielle went ski poling with Latham and Ferris.
Ski Poling by BDubbz David Moreass December 15, 2003

Storm Poling 

Storm Poling means one word, SEXY. Probably the hottest guy you will ever meet. He is normally really funny and sometimes a little sussy. He has a massive Fortnite skin collection and his looks resembles those of the best Fortnite player ever "Ninja", another thing is he has a horse cock, a whopping 2 inches on a good day. One final thing is "KEEP HIM AWAY FROM YOUR MOM".
Dis you see that sexy man?
Thats just storm poling

Phone Poling 

To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.
Hey Christ, this is me phone poling, THIS IS ME PHONE POLING!!!
Phone Poling by Jose99 February 1, 2007

Barber Poling 

When the progress bar on a Mac system is moving continuously, without progress, emulating a sideways barber pole.
When trying to install a program, my damn Mac keeps barber poling.
Barber Poling by kobalt9 April 24, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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