upper peninsula
the most-ignored location on the map
upper peninsula by cardenio February 4, 2005
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Delmarva Peninsula
The Delmarva Peninsula, just called DelMarVa to most, is an area of the mid-atlantic region consisting of the lower two-thirds of DELaware, the Eastern shore of MARyland, and um, that strip of land from VirginiA. surrounded by the chesapeake bay and the delaware bay on three sides. major 'cities' include dover, salisbury, and Ocean City. the beaches are less crowded than in VA Beach, but the area has fallen victim to urban sprawl and somewhat bad traffic during the summer and back to school sales with the no-tax shopping in Delaware, or whenever the races come to town, or whenever the National Punkin Chunkin' takes place (don't ask). it's kinda hard to notice unless you look at a map and see how part of Maryland and Delaware and Virginia stick out from the rest of the surrounding states. delmarva is a cool little region that the natives tend to appreciate.
some guy: oh god, this heavily muscled middle aged guy has been stalking me all the way from laurel!
some other guy: chill dude, thats the governor mrs. ruth ann minner trying to give you a handshake. go to Ocean City and she'll run away.
some other guy: chill dude, thats the governor mrs. ruth ann minner trying to give you a handshake. go to Ocean City and she'll run away.
Delmarva Peninsula by Devin Ze Dude June 13, 2005
Pussy peninsula
When two dicks crush a pussy at the same time, thus each cock is surrounded by vag on three sides and tubesteak on the fourth side.
Bart: yo, we turned that Beatrice's gash into a real pussy peninsula last night!
Jeffrey: fuh sho, brah! We gots to do that shit again....alone
Bart: werd
Jeffrey: fuh sho, brah! We gots to do that shit again....alone
Bart: werd
Pussy peninsula by SkillMarson October 21, 2017
michigan upper peninsula
Beautiful...beautiful...Michigan Tech - we like it cold, NMU - the kids down south, Lake Superior State - heck we're frickin' Canadian
michigan upper peninsula by Dat person from up Nort September 28, 2006
pennis elbow
conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.
modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.
modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.
Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'
Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!
Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!
pennis elbow by sandspit November 25, 2007
Penisism
1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.
2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.
3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.
2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.
3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.
Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...
Penisism by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009