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Pearl's Clam Lady

Pearl's Clam Lady refers to a woman who weaponizes kindness and using your own actions against you without you knowing, letting you ruin your life all by yourself. They deliberately act like the therapist friend or the helpful friend to use your bad habits or dark secrets against you in the future. They blend in society seamlessly because they are usually subtle with their actions.

The male version of this is called "Orpiment Gentleman"
Beware! She's a Pearl's Clam Lady, she might scheme against you

Captain Red Beard's Pearls 

You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.

Classy!!!
Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!

Clam's Pearl

The sexual act of placing a testacle into a vagina, preferably when the penis is flacid.
My ball is cold, can I make a clam's pearl?
Clam's Pearl by Shaloami October 16, 2008

Mermaid's Pearl Necklace

The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.
Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.

German's bombed Pearl Harbor 

Used on message boards when someone posts a topic that has been recently posted by someone else.

See also GBPH.
"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now! Cause when the going gets tough.. The tough get goin'. Who's with me?" - Animal House

German's bombed Pearl Harbor 

Ummm ... is it just me, or did the JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbor?
Yeah, and the Germans just bombed Pearl Harbor. You're so full of shit.