6 definitions by KodiakMamaBear

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The so-called "National Education Association" is actually a massive Labor Union comprised of teachers who publicly complain about large class sizes while privately negotiating for more pay, resulting in more taxes, fewer teachers, and larger classes. See also fuckwads.
Parent #1: "Let's join the PTA!"

Parent #2: "Fuck that shit! The PTA is the bastard child of the NEA."
by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005
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If there were parallel universes, then wouldn't they be multiverses?
Come see my unicycle that has lots of wheels.
by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005
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Puking your guts out overboard. NOTE: Should be done on the lee side, not the weather side.
Moron: "Whoa! It sucks to chum on the weather side! Now I'm covered in my own puke!"
Non-Moron: "No shit!"
by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005
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Going to Dutch Harbor on the Alaska Ferry. See kodiak. See also chumming.
Kodiak Person #1: "Wanna go to Dutch on the ferry?"
Sane Kodiak Person: "No, I don't like chumming & slumming."
by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005
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A place where people are usually nice to each other, nobody's in a hurry, people stop and talk to each other on the street even in nasty weather, there are no secrets, and life just pretty much works the way it should most of the time. It's not too complicated.
Islander #1: "Do you want to go to the mainland this weekend?"

Islander #2: "Hell no!"
by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005
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