Seasonal Pairing 

Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.

I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.

It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.

Seasonal Pairing by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018

one true pairing

a couple that that other people think matches the best!!

Dylan and Emily is One true pairing or Dylan and Emily is OTP.

one true pairing by JCDERLOL August 12, 2016

Scissor Pairing

The task of pairing one female with another for the act of scissoring. Usually accompanied by scissoring hand gestures and a wall diagram with interchangeable photos for pairing partners.

A phrase almost exclusively used by men. But is really super hot when used by women.

James: "Dude Sarah and Janice would make the sweetest scissor pair"

Scott: "Yeah and what about Crystal and Sophie!"

James & Scott: "mmmmmmm scissor pairing"

Scissor Pairing by Scames March 26, 2009

crack pairing 

Romantic pairings (usually from movies, TV, video games etc.) that are dreamed up by uber-fans who were obviously high on crack.

Yuffie and Rufus from FFVII is defiantly a crack pairing.

crack pairing by canadamus_prime January 9, 2008

SWEAR PAIRING

WORD PAIRING involves the pairing of a swear word with any other word in order to add significance to the second word.

In this capacity it is often the case that the swear word conveys some type of discriptive capacity regarding number, significance, import or quality.

Below are listed some practical examples of swear pairing

"Mate you should grab a couple of bags of cornchips, cos they're on special..."
"Nah buddy, I've got fuckbags of chips at home..."

"That guy was fuckdumb wasn't he?"

"This situation is headed to fucktown fast..."

"My pay cheque hasn't cleared yet god damn it...looks like I'm eating 2 minute shitnoodles again..."

SWEAR PAIRING by K9Guy October 6, 2009

Cade (pairing) 

The pairing of Cat Valentine and Jade West on the Nickelodeon TV show Victorious. It is purely fictitious, but exists in the form of friendship.

"'Hey Jade, I really like you!' Said Cat innocently.
Jade proceeds to make out with Cat intensely. For several minutes."
Me: Bleh, this is awful Cade (pairing) fanfiction.

Cade (pairing) by darkshadows1234567890 August 1, 2012

Forced Pairing 

When a character in an online roleplay session is forced to be in a relationship as part of god-modding on the other character's half and not willingly, the character in general may claim that it is willing but it comes across as more like Stockholm Syndrome.

'Dylan and Brandon are not a couple in the RP, it's a Forced Pairing because Dylan is mind controlling him'.

Forced Pairing by MM132 March 4, 2019