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ozzy osbourne 

often miunderstood, misquoted and very often used as a scapegoat for bad parenting. This guy is a hard working family man who loves the ones closest to him, being either his family friends, or fans. Extremly grateful to all that have supported him through the years. FORGET THE FUCKIN BAT!!!!
He thanks and blesses his fans. LOVES his family. Defends himself regularly.
ozzy osbourne by Valerie January 22, 2004
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ozzy osbourne 

The godfather of rock,n,roll master of death metal above God on all levels undescribably unbeatable at rock,n,roll
guy 1: yo dude why is there 70 trillion people here
guy 2: why do think ozzy osbourne's albums are on sale
ozzy osbourne by crazy jay666 October 29, 2011

Ozzy Osbourne 

I'm Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of F@#king Darkness!
Ozzy Osbourne by Baha September 30, 2004

Ozzy Osbourne 

Former member of Black Sabbath, The Blizzard...Lord of Heavy Metal, The Universial God of Hard Rock! Crazy Train conductor (all abooooooord! HAHAHA!)

Ozzy Osbourne 

The voice of heavy metal. Limited vocal range, but really... who gives a fuck? If Ronnie James Dio (technically a better singer) had sung with Sab from the beginning...
well you can kiss metal goodbye, dick.
I honestly don't give a flying fuck about "The Osbournes". Ozzy has become a scapegoat for druggies. And I give a huge, bony middle finger to all those people who say Ozzy is a washed up druggie.
Also released kickass solo albums (No More Tears is one of the heaviest things I've ever heard.)
He's the ozzman, what can I say...
Ozzy Osbourne by dude... February 26, 2005

George Osborne

He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer in the United Kingdom. A very typical, rich, posh, upper-class creep. He also owes £55,000 to the public for changing his second home in order to pay less capital gains tax and I swear he gets sexually aroused or gets some sick kick out of bringing in more and more spending cuts.

In 2001 he officially had his lips stitched to David Cameron's arse.

He has used the jet-wash a grand total of once in his life, a known homophobe, he physically runs away from the press and interviewers and continues to prove his stupidity and lack of knowledge of the real world through his seemingly un-ending pissing on the Working Class and public sectors (Much like any Tory). It is absolutely of no surprise to me that his first job was entering names of dead people into an NHS computer, which is also ironic.

To conclude he is an arrogant, upper-class, privately educated jerk who lives only to piss on people lower that him to keep himself rich. George Osborne is easily identifiable as the dog shit you find on the pavement, actually, no... That would an insult to dog shit...
David Cameron: The country seems to be a bit in bother don't you think?

George Osborne: Why I have an excellent proposition!

David: What's that George?

George: More spending cuts!

David: Ahh, yes. My pocket's lining was starting to wear fairly thin...

George: Will we re-line our pockets, instead of dealing with our country's problems, we can insult that big-nosed buffoon Ed Miliband and his troop of filthy, good-for-nothing labourers!

David: Spiffing!

Osborn High School 

the ghettoest of ghettoest of ghettoest of all school of world
that bitch has 6 kids and she in the 10th grade of Osborn High School damm
Osborn High School by wing-zero1234 November 30, 2011