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Buttering My Biscuit 

Pouring melted butter on your asshole while masturbating.
Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.

Scooped My Biscuit 

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.
Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!

Butter my biscuit

To cum in between a woman’s 2 ass cheeks (like they are delicious biscuits) during sex

Don't get my biscuit buttered

A variation of 'Don't get me started'. Possibly originated from the YouTuber Carter Folian.
Person 1: Did you hear the news?

Person 2: Oh, don't get my biscuit buttered with that.

Butter my backside and call me biscuit 

Something white people say when they are suprised by something
Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit

butter my back and call me a biscuit 

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.
Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"