minting it 

When you're brushing your teeth and masturbating at the same time. You spit the tooth paste into your hand and continue on until climax. The point of the toothpaste is to enhance the experienced sensation a la altoids. It is often followed by a warm shower.

It was Monday and I needed a perk so I ended up minting it this morning!

minting it by Cory_J May 3, 2009

merting 

to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them

1.Dude, I love going to the club and merting with all the sexy bitches.

2,Last night this fugly ass bitch tried to mert with me, and I was like ohhhh Fuck noooooo bitch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.

3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. :)

merting by jsidzz January 8, 2011

Miting 

Masterbating with your clothes on.

Dude, i just walked in on your mom miting!

Miting by Xx msuperdickm xX November 21, 2011

Milting 

When some one eats ur jam sandwich and doesn’t eat the crust

Debbie u milting give me back my willy

DDIA FOR LIFE

Milting by Mr Nina Trex March 17, 2019

Wal-Marting

The action of going to Wal-Mart

John: What are you doing later?
Jane: I'm Wal-Marting for some towels.
John: Mind if I join?

Wal-Marting by cookiemaker5000 August 5, 2011

Morting 

An extreme version of "dying."

Shaniqwa: Olivia Pope needs her own man! Tired of basic b*tches hopping on my men.

Me: MORTING!!!!!!!!

Morting by thedinosaurxx January 30, 2016

martingrove 

A street in the city of toronto which ends near rathburn and starts near steels. Route 46 of the ttc takes this road.

I drove down Martingrove.

I took the 46 buss down Martingrove.

martingrove by Flipy3 January 13, 2008