masterbate 

Masterbate.

A great way to rock oneself to sleep.

Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood.

Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?

Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.

masterbate by blackwaterray April 22, 2011

masterbate 

the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"

"Everyone likes a good masterbate."

masterbate by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

masterbate 

guy: when you rub the shaft of your penis untl you orgasm.
(sometimes requires the use of lubricants)
(not reccomended to exceed three times each day)

girls: use of fingers to touch the clitoris
(sometimes requires the use of a vibrator)

andrew uses the fleshlight to masterbate.

masterbate by supersimon June 11, 2006

masterbate 

getting freaky with oneself.

Hellen masterbated with herself.

masterbate by aklaskldfhe November 14, 2006

Masterbate 

Any nigg debate with the master

But master why can't I take the day off ? Stop masterbaten with me boy .

Masterbate by Master in arms March 14, 2018

Masterbate 

If you are a girl: when u stick two or one fingers, a dildo, or a vibrator in your vagina

If you are a boy: you use one hand and put it in a shape as if you are holding a mug then you put it around your penis and rub your hand up and down continuously

Most of the time people do it for pleasure because it should feel good!!!

Guy one: did u masterbate last night?

Guy two: yes! It felt good!

Masterbate by XxdirtygurlllxX 😜 June 13, 2018

Masterbate 

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad

"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."

Masterbate by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022