Macheteraped 

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.

That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!

Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

Mashed potatoes by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022

Mahek 

A beautiful soul, with a immensely kind heart and lethal intelligence. Wise, strong and cunning. She is athletic and motivational, as well as dedicated and persistent.

Oh my! Look it’s an Mahek!
She is an Mahek, of course she’s brilliant !

Mahek by Anonymous At Most October 19, 2020

Steady Your Machete 

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

Steady Your Machete by Aidony October 30, 2010

sicilian donkey mashed potato special 

A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.

Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.

sicilian donkey mashed potato special by Lady McNugget May 2, 2019

maheema 

The name Maheema comes from the Bengali origin. The meaning of the name Maheema is: Greatness, glory.

She is beautiful inside and out, and has many artistic talents.

She's known for defining structures aswell as making anything glow and look magical. Although Maheema's are great at many things, she knows how to have a laugh and may also bring some dirty humour into action ;)

Girl 1: Wow, who's that? Look at her defined make-up!
Girl 2: She looks really talented, she must be a Maheema!
Girl 1: I'm definitely going to Maheema to get my make-up done!

maheema by Unknown6578 November 25, 2016