M80'd
when a mans penis (usually after swimming in a cold pool) becomes incredibly small and could in a way be related to an m80 firecracker.
M80'd by juggalohomie24 July 14, 2011
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m80 firefighter
The act of taking a m80 and putting it into a girls vagina or ass and the man has till the fuse of the m80 runs out to ejaculate onto the fuse to put it out before it explodes
Hey Matt what ever happened with you and Amy?
Oh we tried to do the m80 firefighter but my hose didn't work
Oh we tried to do the m80 firefighter but my hose didn't work
m80 firefighter by fuckupmind January 7, 2016
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M80’d
I went to the pawnshop at 2 AM to try to get some cash, and they gave me $40 for my Glock. They took an M80, shoved it up my asshole, and detonated it! I’ll never go back they’re, I got M80’d!
M80’d by TheLoaners April 10, 2025
M80’d
Person 1: Don’t go to that pawnshop, they’ll offer you $50 for your $500 gun you’ll get absolutely M80’d.
Person 2: what the hell does that mean?
Person 1: they’ll take an M80, rub some Vaseline on it, and shove it up your asshole and let it rip as they hand you a $50 bill.
Person 2: well it’s probably your fault for going to a pawnshop at two in the morning on a Wednesday, of course you’re gonna get m80’d, the only people there are crackheads feening for their next fix, or hookers trying to spell shit they stole from their John’s.
Person 2: what the hell does that mean?
Person 1: they’ll take an M80, rub some Vaseline on it, and shove it up your asshole and let it rip as they hand you a $50 bill.
Person 2: well it’s probably your fault for going to a pawnshop at two in the morning on a Wednesday, of course you’re gonna get m80’d, the only people there are crackheads feening for their next fix, or hookers trying to spell shit they stole from their John’s.
M80’d by TheLoaners April 10, 2025
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M-80
An explosive firework. Was sold in the United States until the Child Protection Act banned them in 1966 because of the large amount of injuries due to mishandling or stupidity. An M-80 is usually about 1-1/2" x 9/16" with the inside of the tube filled with flash powder. One M-80 can easily remove fingers or send particles into the eyes causing permanent blindness.
"Dude, did you see that M-80 go off? It blew apart that entire mailbox!"
"I know I don't have a hand anymore, I lit an M-80 in my hand and it just blew it clean off. I would give you the finger but I have none left."
"I know I don't have a hand anymore, I lit an M-80 in my hand and it just blew it clean off. I would give you the finger but I have none left."
M-80 by Jack the Anarchist April 24, 2006