M80’d

When you get absolutely annihilated in a figurative sense.

I went to the pawnshop at 2 AM to try to get some cash, and they gave me $40 for my Glock. They took an M80, shoved it up my asshole, and detonated it! I’ll never go back they’re, I got M80’d!

M80’d by TheLoaners April 10, 2025

M80’d

A figurative expression for describing when you get absolutely annihilated.

Person 1: Don’t go to that pawnshop, they’ll offer you $50 for your $500 gun you’ll get absolutely M80’d.

Person 2: what the hell does that mean?

Person 1: they’ll take an M80, rub some Vaseline on it, and shove it up your asshole and let it rip as they hand you a $50 bill.

Person 2: well it’s probably your fault for going to a pawnshop at two in the morning on a Wednesday, of course you’re gonna get m80’d, the only people there are crackheads feening for their next fix, or hookers trying to spell shit they stole from their John’s.

M80’d by TheLoaners April 10, 2025

M80'd 

when a mans penis (usually after swimming in a cold pool) becomes incredibly small and could in a way be related to an m80 firecracker.

guy1 "hows it hangin bro?"
guy2 "m80'd right now"
guy1 "just get out of the pool?"
guy2 'yeah man"

M80'd by juggalohomie24 July 14, 2011