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Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.
(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"
Jonned by Afro Jew April 24, 2010

joanette 

A cute addorable sometimes sexy person with a good heart,a littlegullible but very strong,a Joanette has a soft and tranquil voice that never uttered anger even when she is angry, a Joanette will make you fight for her cause of her innocent eyes
DAMN,she is so innocent so Joanette
joanette by IRON_TANK March 6, 2018

Joined The Book Club 

Converting to Christianity (or any religion) and becoming overly preachy and elitist about it.
"Dude, David's become such a lame-o ever since he joined the book club."
falling in love with a girl at first sight;
and you don't know her name yet so you name her janedoe.
i'm overly attracted, and terribly convinced that she could be my princess, and i could be her prince, and i felt that way since, since i saw janedoe.
janedoe by growlbabygrowl September 2, 2009
To have either material or time "stolen" or borrowed for an unspecified time.

Usually done by a person who is too cheap to buy their own stuff or able to do things on their own.
Someone took my seat, man I got jooned.
jooned by Joon W February 19, 2009
*janed* (verb;)

phrase; "getting janed"

meaning
1- Jane flirting with you
2- 'x'
3- a very fit person trying to get with you

4- simping
ellie: "ELLIOT YOU JUST GOT JANED"
elliot: "as it seems"