Commander in Chimp 

The most incompetent, very simian-like so called Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Also known as Dubya.

The Commander in Chimp made up the word "misunderestimated" in his speech today!

Commander in Chimp by HDIZZLE March 4, 2004

Commander in Cheese 

A small minded person in a position of authority; a petty tyrant.

The commander in cheese told me to lie to the customer about why the project is late again. How about if I just tell the customer that the project is late because the commander in cheese is a bad engineer?

Commander in Cheese by Saeed Al Maktoum July 28, 2010

Commander in tweet 

The 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Another day, another embarrassment by the Commander in tweet.

Commander in tweet by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

Four commandments in a relationship

You're great

Thank you

Love you

Im always right

Four commandments in a relationship

Four commandments in a relationship by Krkič March 26, 2020

Cummander in chief 

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.

Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief

Cummander in chief by tirtle December 11, 2017

commander-in-chief

1. n. A self-masturbatory term President Bush uses to reassure himself of his own superiority.

2. n. A term President Bush uses when he is asked a question he does not know the answer to.

Q: "Mr. Bush, do you take advice from your father?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"

Q: "Mr. Bush, why, again, did we invade Iraq?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"

commander-in-chief by January 20th, 2009 December 7, 2006

commander in theif 

The man in presently (at whatever time that might currently be) who is in charge of stealing as much money as possible for him or herself. This might be done through giving huge government contracts to their friends, or just kind of redirecting money into the proper bank accounts. This person is usually referred to as the "Commander in Chief" and/or "President of the United States". But we all know that if they aren't banging the ho under the desk, they are off to steal our money so why not change the name.

The commander in theif couldn't steal a pretzel if he tried.

commander in theif by CommieSmurf November 18, 2003