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Honest is an acronym for hopelessly obtuse nonsensical everyday sucker truly
The wealthy little old lady, a widow for the eighth time, handed an ad. over the desk at the office of her local newspaper. " Put that in the Personal Contact Me section please " she said to the girl behind the desk " I feel a bit low. The right man might be able to give me a bit of a top up " The ad read " Widow, reliable independent person, with down to earth outlook, seeks honest man who likes simple home cooking. Reply early. Don't be late this may be your Shangri-la "
honest by Stias December 28, 2005
The definition of honest is epitomized by Arthur Albarran.
Wow Artie has never told a lie, hes so honest.
Honest by a bubbly chump January 21, 2020
HONEST :TRUTHFULY NO LYING

TO TELL THE TRUTH AND TRUTH IS ALWAYS GOOD
BE HONEST WITH HER CAUSE WITHOUT HER YOU HAVE NOTHING
Honest by Geri missouri/Stockton January 25, 2021
Being honest because people would find out who you are if you weren't honest isn't really the same thing as being honest or direct when you have every option or oppurtunity not to be.
Turning in a bunch of money when you could keep it doesn't make somebody an honest person, since it's one action. A cop who turns in a million dollars has bought his right to do anything corrupt he wants to do by making himself look like he is honest all the time (which is what honesty really is, honesty at all times, when nobody cares or pays attention). The truth is, nobody is honest one hundred percent of the time, it's really a matter of what degree of honesty somebody usually gives you when they have the option to be dishonest or many other things that lets you know what degree of trustworthy kind of person they are.
Honest by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
Someone comparing his boyfriend or husband with his ex’s, father and so on but does not consider as impolite because the person is honest.

Someone being rude but does believe to be the victim.
My with was honest to her husband.
Honest by Someone with slangs November 10, 2022
Getting forced to do a smile contest to someone.
u: Heyyyyy my big boi, do you want stop lying?
ur friend: sure thing motherfucker
(u and ur friend being honest by smile each other for a very fucking long time!)
Honest by w10f 🐺 April 20, 2023