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gristleclit 

1) a nasty older woman
2) a description of the genitals of a nasty older woman
3) a clitoris that resembles a piece of gristle
"Connie is a real frickin' gristleclit."

"Hey, gristleclit."
gristleclit by MeanMachine May 15, 2007

Gristle Luck 

This term is used to describe the misfortunes and bad luck that occur to a seemingly undeserving person.
"Jamie must have the worst gristle luck, you know, with his house being swept away in that freak flash flood and what not."
Gristle Luck by EnOb December 30, 2005

Go for the Gristle 

when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.

This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.
Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!
Go for the Gristle by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010

gristley surprise 

When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.

Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter
Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.
gristley surprise by Trader1933 January 14, 2017

throbbing gristle 

Originators of "industrial music" Formed in 1975 by Genesis P.Orridge,Peter Christopherson, Cosey Fanny Tutti, and Chris Carter. Music was very uneasy, sleazy, and in a sense, brillient
Throbbing Gristle are the DEFINATIVE industrial band
throbbing gristle by Dagon January 9, 2005

cunt gristle 

The residue left over in your teeth after performing a vigorous act of cunninglingus
Dude I dun went down on that chick and was picking out that cunt gristle for an hour.