Genital Gargoyle 

Tuck your balls and your cock in between your legs and press your ass up against a window

Man, your huge member makes for a good genital gargoyle on this Taco Bell window

Genital Gargoyle by Fat White Bassist February 7, 2003

garmolic 

jar-mol-ik Very odd or extremely weird

You're acting very garmolic today.
John and David are very garmolic.

garmolic by CarolD March 26, 2007

gargoilic

Feeling like an Absolute Gargoyle after a night out. Totally destroyed with the worst hangover possible after having 30 shots of sambuca and 58 pints of Fosters. Technically Brain dead.

As in "Got in at 5am after a belting sesh down the local and now I feel Gargoilic"

(Feel like a Gargoyle)

gargoilic by Mr 5 F***ing Euros September 28, 2013

Reverse Gargoyle 

The act of a person squatting on the edge of a roof in the form of a gargoyle but instead of facing the an audience they have their back turned defecating off the edge

I was performing a reverse gargoyle as I needed to go and shit, but I needed to go with style

Reverse Gargoyle by ridicululz August 13, 2010

Riding Gargoyle 

To sit in the middle spot of a cramped backseat so that one's appearance resembles that of a perched gargoyle. See also: riding bitch

Left-nut and right-nut have been called already, so it looks like I'm riding gargoyle between you two jackasses on the way home.

Riding Gargoyle by Bruce Pendersen May 14, 2011

Pussbot Gargoyle 

When you tape a flintstones daily vitamin gummy to the tip of the penis and during anal shit gets on the gummy. Then you take the tape off and split the gummy in half. After that cum on each gummy and enjoy with your loved one.

David: Bro I just did the Pussbot Gargoyle and it was delicious

Person: Damn bro I wish I could try that

Pussbot Gargoyle by Jewbaccon Broter October 20, 2019

Gargoyled 

When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.

Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?

Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.

Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.

Me: down but i aint movin.

Gargoyled by Haze-ThaGreenMachine May 27, 2010