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Definitions by Haze-ThaGreenMachine

Gargoyled 

When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.
Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?

Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.

Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.

Me: down but i aint movin.