A fungi (fugus for the plural) is a floating mushroom. There are different fungus. Anemo, Hydro, Geo, Electro, Cryo and Dendro fungus. Each of them have an evolution that is ugly. Fun fact: they are soooooo cute when they are babies. Go check on internet "Fungus Genshin Impact".

PS: Don't say i am addictied to Genshin.
PPS by Cacauettedu06: You are. little dummy

Person 1: "These fungus children are sooooooo lame."
Me for an absolute reason: "HOW DARE YOU! THEY ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS HERE AND I'LL KILL YOU TO MAKE THEM A SACRIFICE."
*fungi*

Fungi by cacahuete06 May 10, 2023

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Fungi cornholyis

The medical term to describe a bad case of athlete's asshole.

Brett: Man my asshole looks like I ran it up and down a fucking cactus. I got a bad case of fungi cornholyis.
Rick: Stop trying to sound smart and just say athlete's asshole!

Fungi cornholyis by Couplepals September 10, 2019

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fungi sway

ancient art of arranging and decorating a room to enhance energy flow. Derivation: misspelling of feng-shui.

from Love Reigns Over All, Chapter 6

“'I don’t believe this. ... I can see it now, motorcycle wallpaper, sheets and everything else that would make his ass feel at home. I will fungi sway his ass a bedroom, he will never forget.' A room fit for his punkass, Kai thought to herself."

fungi sway by DeVoll's 030 class March 20, 2006

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fungi friendly

People who are open to using or being around people using magic mushrooms, i.e. boomers, shrooms, psilocybin mushrooms, psychedelic mushrooms, or fungi that contain psychedelic substances such as psilocybin, psilocin, or muscimol.

I am looking to hook up with people who are fungi friendly for some serious partying.

fungi friendly by ncy February 19, 2007

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