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Ejectulation 

As you reach altitude you realise issues in the flight where you think death is evident. So then you get the penis out and masturbate until your on vinegar stroke and then whilst cuming you press the eject button and simultaneously you blow your semen and eject into the air causing ejectulation.
Whilst dog fighting with the boys in our F45 fighter jets i looked across whilst in fighting formation and seen my mates eyes glaze over and then we all knew he was in ejectulation mode.... From there we broke formation and it was never spoken of again.
Ejectulation by Troy-Nami July 7, 2018
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Ejerkulating 

The process in which one ejaculates but continues to masturbate
Guy 1: Dude I was totally cumming but I kept spanking it whats that called again?
Guy 2: Ejerkulating, you fucking idiot!
Ejerkulating by Butty! September 25, 2009

premature ejockulation

Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.
I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.

ejackulation 

when semon/sperm cums out of ur horney dick
u got cum all over me/in my eye
ejackulation by orgy boys January 7, 2005

Ejeculation 

Ejection of person(s) from an establishment in an ejaculatory manner. Usually involves promptly leaving at high pressure over the course of 10-15 seconds and with semen-like connotations.
Failing to comply with the rules will result in Ejeculation from this strip-club.

Premature Ejokulation 

Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.
Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.
Premature Ejokulation by dh718 March 26, 2010

wacinduced ejackulation 

when giving sperm sample if can not ejackulate nurse shoves finger in your ass to expidite results
miss i just can't cum , its ok i'll just perform wacinduced ejackulation {IN} you hehe!