Brexit Dividend 

An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.

Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.

Brexit Dividend by Simenski June 18, 2018

Divident 

A divident happens when a company significantly cuts its dividend.

Jimmy Dimon cut JPMorgan Chase & Co. dividend 87%. Now that's a divident!

Divident by EricTheOracle March 4, 2009

Divided States of America 

The United States under the Trump-Pence Administration

What if the Divided States of America is the new United States of America?

Divided States of America by 1234567890abcdefghij August 17, 2020

Digital dividend 

Male ejaculate that lands on a computer screen and/or keyboard when the male climaxes while consuming pornography from the internet.

Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.

Digital dividend by Pseudoephedrineonym June 16, 2011

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend 

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
#epidemic #socialdividend #herdimmunity #covid19 #covid19ideas See: The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend by MurdochMaxwell March 12, 2020

365 divided by 52 

Actually, there are 52 weeks of seven days plus one extra day per non-leap year. If you check consecutive non-leap years, you might notice that each date moves forward one day. This is due to the 365th day.

8/23/06 was a Wednesday, 8/23/07 will be a Thursday
365 divided by 52 = 7.019.

365 divided by 52 by JimmmEh! August 24, 2006

Divided Sky 

An outstanding Phish song. It is the seventh track on their first studio album, Junta. Unlike most Phish songs, (The) Divided Sky sounds better on the studio version than it does live. Some people disagree but I personally haven't heard a better divided sky than the one from Junta.

I listened to Divided Sky and I was overwhelmed with an undescribable ecstatic feeling.

Divided Sky by froobinator August 17, 2007